Sometimes I think I should just wear earplugs. People always wonder how mothers have eyes in the back of their heads. We don't. It's just that mothers have a unique ability to identify sounds and their meanings. Like in our house, splashing usually means the baby is playing in the toilet. A plopping sound means he's just dumped the shampoo bottle into the toilet. A ripping sound means he's inserting as much toilet paper as possible into the toilet. A smearing sound means that someone is wiping a booger on the window.
I am working on the computer, and I just overheard the boys. This will be the gem of the day:
"Get your face out of my butt!"
(followed by giggles)
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
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