Tubbie Conversation

Gracie and I were taking a shower this morning.  I was shaving my legs, and her face lit up when she saw the razor. 
She said, "I want one of those for my birthday when I'm older!" 
I said, "Sure, you can have one when you're ten." 
She said, "Are you ten right now?" 
I confessed, "No, I'm 31." 
Her eyes got really big, and she said, "Wow!  I can't even count to 31!"  Don't remind me. 
Then she said, "Is Daddy 31?" 
"No, he's 33."
(Eyes as big as saucers again) "He's had 33 birthdays?!!  That's a lot."
Yep, wow.