Thursday, September 30, 2010

Blog Trouble

I'm having trouble uploading pictures onto our blog because of a new program on our computer.  We'll hopefully get it fixed pretty soon.  So, no pictures until then.

Maybe I'll give you a union update.  For background on the Union/Management conflicts and history in my house, click here and here.

The Union's Steward has been especially busy lately.  He has grown more demanding in his requests, and has added power words to his vocabulary.  These include, "Dat's MINE!", "Now!", "No want it!", "Again!", and "Stop it!"

The Union has sent him on missions to destroy management's assets.  We will be seeking mediation shortly if these days of destruction continue.  Until then, we will document our losses here so that we can request compensation at some later date.

1.  Microwaved a box of dominoes.
2.  Destroyed tiles in the master bathroom.
3.  Turned the Assistant Manager's makeup into a lake.
4.  Tried to destroy kitchen floor with water, barbecue sauce, chocolate milk, and applesauce.
5.  Starts dishwasher with no dishes in it, and stops dishwasher during cycles.
6.  Tried to burn down house with candles.
7.  Tried to cut through the kitchen counter with knives.
8.  Unrolled and destroyed a large roll of outdoor vinyl.
9.  Attempted to short out the electrical system by sticking a paper clip in an outlet.
10.  Poked a hole through one of the living room screens.
11.  Dumped out an entire bottle of brand-new shampoo.
12.  Almost destroyed the kitchen counter and table by drawing all over them with marker.

Rest assured, this list will continue to grow.