Monday, November 23, 2009

He Strikes Again

The Steward has struck again.  While management was making a work-related phone call (trying to make a doctor's appointment for Grace), the tricky Steward came into the room carrying not one, but two steak knives.  The other Union members had left the dishwasher open, and he had chosen those two knives out of a rack full of about 30 other possible choices of sliverware.  Management screamed and took the knives.

Later, as management was trying to do good by taking the recycling out to the garage, the Steward requested cheese.  Management filled his request for cheese and took the recycling out.  When management came back in, the steward was trying to cut his own slice of cheese, again, with a knife.  He plunged the knife into the cheese and then tried to put it in his mouth.  Management screamed loud enough for him to pay attention, and then threw the knife across the room.

We no longer have knives.